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Dec. 16th, 2008 | 10:21 pm
mood: hyper hyper
music: Such a mishmash - LOVERTITS, NICK CAVE, ADELE

FUCK christmas is here, where the fuck did the time go?

I was planning on having a sloppy christmas in Sydney with Nathan, but my mum has twisted my giblets into making me have a family do. This is the first time alot of ho's are going to be seeing me trans, so i'm planning on being uber shitfaced, and going completely decked out so I can do my big reveal - ala Alexis Meade!

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But being as trashed as I know i'll be, and depending if it's Midori, Vodka, Bourbon, or an unholy combination, i'll probably end up forgetting my pants - and looking a little more like this

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Nan will be proud!

As for the rest of my life, same old shit, can't decide what I want to do. I've been stressing heaps but it isn't getting me anywhere or helping me decide anything, so i'm just going to relax for a bit and see how I feel in the near future. I'm starting to feel a little lonely after such a long time alone (for me anyway), but if it's meant to happen, it'll happen. I'd rather be lonely than hooked up with some deadbeat for the sake of keeping my bed warm.

I'm hanging out for season 4 of the L word, and you'll be thrilled to know Matt that someone dies in Season 6, and it looks like it's JENNY! Nooooooo! Tina's clearly the one who really needs to be hit by an out of control speeding bus.

I'm not even thinking aboot New Years, i'll probably just do nothing in protest.

Nothing else is new, although I have started meditating in adition to my Yoga and green tea regimine, I highly recommend it for all stress heads! As my dvd yoga instructor has taught me, "lubricating my spine" not only feels great, but makes me feel calm. Namaste!

Now for the prestigeous Hot sluts of the week!

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Blossom

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The naked cowgranny of times square!

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Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man!
Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man!
Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man!

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And Jason Mewes! Who knew under all that lank ass hair and 'hammer' addiction he was a damn fine piece! He's a whole new man now he isn't walking on sunshine anymore.

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battyboy

From: battyboy
Date: Dec. 17th, 2008 02:31 am (UTC)
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that is going to be really fucking weird. what do you think the slack jaw yockals will think + say?

Pam looks hot there.

and fuck i cant believe thats Jay!! fucking tripstacy. you should come here for NYE for real real and we can play the game that we hate and Xmen!

omg i miss Xmen

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Geeves

From: sexyhotbatch
Date: Jan. 6th, 2009 11:57 am (UTC)
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Soooo what was the overall reaction of your sexyness?? were they jelous they can never be as hot as you??

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Geeves

From: sexyhotbatch
Date: Jan. 6th, 2009 11:58 am (UTC)
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UMMMM is Blossom wearing a dog tags??? They go really well with her over sized knit jumper....

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